Philly Punch Line!!

A very special NYE show that if you end up missing you and your children and their children will regret it. The word regret will be on your family crest. You will legally have to change your last name to Shame. A dark cloud will loom over any living creature you make eye contact with for seven generations. Black cats won’t want to walk by you. Your dick will fall off on January 1st. In other words, it’ll be fun so grab some tickets when they go live. More details soon.

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